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Red Hairing

Until Spider-Man: Brand New Day arrives in theaters, both Peer Parker and Sadie Sink have something in common: nobody knows who they are. But between new enemies and a new mystery bug, Spider-Man may not want to wait too long unless he wants July 31 to be just another day that ends in ‘Y’.

Fabricated Evidence

For someone turning 50, Kermit doesn’t look a day over Swamp Years. Then again, that makes sense when you consider how much time The Muppets have spent in the nursery over the years.

A Sick Day

If this new disease causes an irrational obsession, then based on the recent renaming of the Kennedy Center, we know the identity of patient zero.

Nothing Lasts Forever?

Whether this year you have one that is White or Blue, if it finds you in Hollis or on vacation, now is the time of year to gather your loved ones and celebrate the season with a classic American Christmas movie: Die Hard.